"Twenty drops of potion and one inquisitor" - a novel by Svetlana Narvatova, genre of romantic fantasy, humorous fantasy. Have you ever tried to give an inquisitor a love potion? I never did. But I did give it to him. And now what do I do with it? Please don't suggest options like "Sleep with him, maybe he'll let you go". I slept with him. He doesn't let me go. Neither his potion nor he himself.